Taxi’s,Tim Wendelboe and Tasty Cheese.

On Monday morning while riding down Elizabeth st on my way to the Tim Wendelboe talk at Market Lane, I was blind sided by a taxi and knocked off my bike in a rather horrific manner. Sitting on the curb, various kind folk draped me in a blankets and waited until the ambulance arrived. After they had given me a once over, removed the gravel from my badly road-rashed knee’s and made sure I wasn’t suffering from a concussion, I made to get back on the bike and continue towards Prahran. Unfortunately though, my bike didn’t fare as well as I had through the accident and I had to leave it with the friendly crew at BSC. In a strange coincidence, Remy from Little Wish was also having bike troubles that morning and just so happened to walk into the same bike shop as me. We hopped in a taxi and waltzed in just before the morning began.

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The talk was interrupted at various stages with slide photos of team Wendelboe partying it up, which salvaged my badly spaced mind with much needed humor. The most relevant piece of information which punctuated the haze of post-accident was the importance of green buyers and roasters forming partnerships with growers. Not in a sense of labeling the coffee that you have bought as, “Relationship Coffee”. But entering into written or spoken agreements in which, in return for their loyalty to you, you continue to buy their produce, regardless of quality. As Tim pointed out, coffee trees have a five year cycle of quality, with some years faring better than others.

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Later on in the day, we hit the cupping tables and were lucky enough to taste a Geisha grown in Honduras. It was only planted two years ago but it knocked everything else on the table out of the running. Really looking forward to what it might come up with in a few years time.

After mopping various spit stains from the floors and rearranging the chairs for the next days service, Will Studd breezed into the building laden with styrofoam boxes, overflowing with a plethora of deliciousness. The stragglers of the day crowded around the table to be entertained by a broad spectrum of the cheesiest kind. Everything from the softest goats curd to Taleggio and Cheddar. We got an enthralling condensed version of the ins and outs of the Australian cheese industry and finished off with the infamous Roquefort (which after a 2 million dollar paper commissioned by the Australian Government is actually allowed to be imported. It was AMAZING).

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Doesn’t really matter what flavor passion comes in but this one was particularly delectable.

Rosettas for Relief.

Goddamn. Melbourne will you stop it with all of these interesting coffee events with plentiful alcohol? I am slowly becoming a party-hound and its beginning to effect the rest of my life.

Either way, guess what? Market Lane has raised six thousand big ones for the Tsunami Appeal. Thats a combination of everything that was raised on Monday, where they opened their doors and gave every dollar spent into the charity box. Add the proceeds from Rosettas for Relief that happened on Wednesday night and you have a big-fat-fun-karma-laden cheque.

The set up was very similar to last year when Coffee Kids was the recipient with Dave Makin doing a terrific job of hosting the event and keeping to a tight timeline. 32 baristas went head to head and the winner took home a 6 month coffee subscription to Market Lane, a Toshi jug and SO MUCH GLORY.

The room collectively gasped as last years crowned winner and competition extraordinaire, Toshi was knocked out in the first round. Judge Luca aptly put it when faced with a barrage of tulip slinging baristas when he whispered in my ear, “Tonight should really be titled ‘Tulips for Tsunami’s'”. I laughed so hard I almost dropped two cups, a beer and my camera.

There were some impressive designs produced under the gaze of a 400 strong crowd. My favorite was the cock and balls. Remy Shpayzer produced an impressive man on the moon when he went jug to jug with Matt Perger in the final showdown. Of course though, the Australian Barista Champion stole the show and auctioned off his prizes for a pretty penny.

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The Secret Weapon, signed by the master himself.